Job ponderings from a 1 year old

So, Breven. What do you want to do when you grow up?

What do you mean, do? I'm gonna do all sorts of things...sky diving, motorcycle riding, para sailing, skiing, play football, maybe even fly, like superman.

But what would you like to be, Breven? Where do you want to work?

Hmmm...I'll have to think on that one.

I'll be a famous chef. People will come from everywhere just to eat my food. Maybe Uncle Danny and Auntie Katy can even come from Korea!

Wait, but what if I want to eat the food. I can't cook for everyone without eating it all too. This will never work.

I know, I could take care of kids.

But then I'd have to stay in one spot all day...not for me.

I could be a bunny rabbit, but I'd have to eat only lettuce and carrots and I gotta have my peanut butter sandwiches

It might be fun to be a carpenter like Papa and Daddy. I'd get to work with tools all day and feel very manly.

But these goggles are hurting my face!