Boys and their bikes

Noah, do you want to show everybody your new bike?

Sure, but let me get on first. Hold on just a second, Mama.

Okay, now I'm ready. Should I show them how I can ride it?

Here I go...

Mama! How come he gets to ride the new bike? What about me? (crying ensues)

Yes, a helmet will make me feel better. Thank you. Now I'm ready for my closeup.

Yeah, that's how we roll.